A speaker friend just sent me these Easter groaners. Since this is Easter week, I thought I would share them with you to add a smile to your day:
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (X) marks the spot!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain!
Oh, my, did you groan???? Have a blessed Easter.
Barbara
To learn more about Barbara’s serious work, go to www.barbaraglanz.com
